There was this science fiction show I was obsessed with. I make no apologies. Yes, I’m a grown man, with a decent job, but how I choose to spend my free time is up to me. Anyone who watched the same show probably felt much the same way. It’s not a series that attracts casual viewers.

This show had a particularly intriguing character, a half-human, half-alien woman. Frankly, she was a big part of the reason I watched. I was obsessed with her. The actress playing her was drop-dead sexy. Any straight man with a pulse would agree.

But the geeky fanboy in me was doubly excited by her when she was done up in her makeup and latex body skin for her role. As she went off gallivanting through the stars on her spaceship with her crew of fellow rogues, I would fantasize shamelessly about fucking her.