After over five decades on the planet, I finally gave in and joined an online dating site.

What the fuck took me so long, seriously? Photos, bios, insights into favorite positions… looking for a relationship, looking for a good time… Man, I feel like I slept through the revolution. I’m an ass man. Big time. Love the butt stuff. I want knees to buckle as I massage that G spot from the inside. And this over — 50 dating site was a lifesaver. Do you know how awkward it is to talk about this fetish with a woman I just met at a bar… or at church?

Her name was Kate. Perky tits, tiny waist, heart — shaped ass, jet black hair, and she totally got me laughing with a dirty little love note — sent via fucking snail mail — with a picture of two... Leer Más