Stay married long enough, and you’ll start reading your spouse’s mind. It’s inevitable. You tune in to their moods, to all the little ups and downs. You see signals you’re probably not even wholly aware of, but that register anyway, and you can guess what your wife or husband is thinking.

In my case, I knew Jennifer had developed an obsession with fucking someone much younger than herself. More to the point — much younger than me.

Jenny and I had both passed the big Four-Oh threshold. Our younger days were behind us, and we were definitely middle-aged.

However, these years were nothing like I’d expected them to be. I figured by the time I hit 40 I’d have bodily aches all the time and stiff joints. I would bitch endlessly about how hard it was keeping the flab... Leer Más