I play a game with myself called “Fantasy Lottery.” It’s not so much a game as it is just daydreaming about what I would do with the money if I won the lottery. The first thing on my fantasy list is to buy some oceanfront property in Big Sur, California. Big Sur is my favorite place on Earth. On my Big Sur property I plan to have a cheeseburger farm, a herd of wild dachshunds, and a sea otter sanctuary. It will only be accessible by a chocolate helicopter.

Since I’m going to be living in Big Sur after I win the lottery, I thought it would be a good idea if I subscribed to the local newspaper so that I’m abreast of all the happenings in the area. Big Sur proper doesn’t have a newspaper, but the neighboring town of Carmel-by-the-Sea does: The Carmel Pine Cone. Although I call it The Carmel Crime... Leer Más