I’m an assman. Don’t get me wrong, breasts are great, but there is something about a generous, heart-shaped heinie that really revs my engine.

My neighbor Ellie has the juiciest ass. It’s like a sweet, plump peach that’s asking for a bite, and whenever I see it, I find myself starving.

More than a few times, I’ve walked extra slow to the stairs in my apartment building, measuring my steps to ensure I would ascend behind Ellie — just so I could savor the view.

She and I live directly next door to one another, which means our balconies abut. We’ve developed quite a friendship as a result.

Fortunately, one thing led to another. I found myself in Ellie’s bedroom, and both of us were completely naked.

When Ellie bent over the mattress and wiggled her bare ass in the air, my boner felt so hard I thought it might burst. I spied her small puckered hole — with its candy pink edge — and wanted to taste it.

She looked over her shoulder at me, patted one of her cushioned cheeks and asked, “Do you want to play with my ass?”

I assured her I did.

I grabbed hold of Ellie’s hips and bumped my pelvis against her ample backside.

She shimmied her caboose for emphasis and cooed, “Don’t tease me.”

Her expertly manicured fingernails tip-tapped atop her ass. I felt hypnotized as her flesh jiggled enticingly.

I skimmed my hands over her hips, glided around to her rear and cradled her cheeks. I kneaded her butt, which was as pliant as bread dough. My fingers sank easily into her supple flesh.

My hands were free to roam over the territory I had long desired to explore. My fingers swooped over one curvy mound, then lingered in her valley before heading over to the next hump of her rump.

While I rhythmically pushed and pulled Ellie’s cheeks, I watched her asshole start to blossom. Any tension I’d initially observed was vanishing as she grew more aroused, and her asshole seemed to open slightly and beckon me.

I knew I could never go in dry, nor did I want to. I intended to thoroughly lubricate Ellie — inside and out.

Good thing my tongue was up to the challenge. I was already salivating at the mere thought of rimming Ellie’s ass.

I took a steadying breath and dipped my head, then I ran my nose along her crack.

That simple gesture clearly excited Ellie. She angled her hips as I nuzzled her cleft, allowing her cheeks to hug my face.

“Somebody’s eager,” I mumbled against her rear.

“Somebody’s horny. Two someones, I think,” she replied.

She wasn’t wrong.

I smoothed my palms over her curves and trailed my tongue along her delectable butt crack.

Once her flesh was blessedly wet, I blew a gentle puff of air over her slick skin.

She must’ve been tickled by the gesture — physically and mentally — because she laughed softly. But her humor was replaced by horny impatience, and she shook her ass in my face.

“Give it to me,” she demanded.

I’d waited for what seemed an eternity to have her ass, and I was determined to savor every second of the experience.

I continued laving Ellie’s crack, running my tongue along the inside edge of each cheek. I slid downward, inching dangerously close to her oozing pussy.

Seeing Ellie’s cunt dripping for me was such a fucking turn-on — even if it wasn’t the hole in which I intended to dip my dick.

Unable to deny myself a taste of her honey, I circled her pussy hole with my tongue and sampled her feminine flavor. Then I traveled upward until I reached her glorious rear opening.

I touched my tongue to her fluted ring, then I pursed my lips and gave it a good, long kiss.

“Good God,” Ellie groaned. She gyrated her hips and rubbed her ass against my face. “Don’t stop,” she panted.

I wouldn’t have dreamt of doing that.

Eating Ellie’s ass was a bucket list experience for me. The fact that I was there — nestled between her plush cheeks with my tongue tapping her tiniest orifice — was a mindfuck of the highest order. It was exciting to realize my longtime hunger would finally be sated.

Ellie shifted her weight from one foot to the other, flexing her glutes. They almost seemed to bounce against my face.

Suddenly, I felt something tap my chin. Startled, I pulled back to see Ellie had snuck her hand between her legs to diddle herself.

Transfixed, I watched her run her fingers over her slit. Her rhythmic motions were hypnotic. Her juices flowed freely, soaking her digits. Her fingers glistened, glazed with her syrupy sauce.

The sight inflated both my cock and my ego. Knowing I’d inspired this enchanting woman to masturbate was supremely hot. But that evening, I wanted to seriously contribute to her pleasure.

I directed Ellie’s fingers up to her clit and plunged my own digits deep inside her snatch.

“Oh yeah!” she shouted.

Her back bowed, and her ass bumped against my face again. Her pussy pulsed around my fingers. Every flick of my tongue against her asshole caused her cunt walls to twitch. Her muscles rippled over my digits, transferring some of the intoxicating tension that wracked her body to mine.

Intrinsically, I knew Ellie needed more than one hole filled. I decided to start with my tongue. I used the tip to dance around the edge of her asshole, then I forced it inside her tight ring.

Ellie released a long, low moan of abandon. Her pussy gripped my fingers hard, while her asshole pulsed around my tongue tip. Her body was so thoroughly responsive. Her pleasure seemed to be rocketing off the charts.

I wriggled my tongue to tease her chute and felt her body’s response as her cunt clutched the fingers firmly seated in her pussy. Then as I manipulated those same fingers to torment her G-spot, I felt her asshole throb against my tongue.

However, it soon became clear that Ellie’s ass needed more penetration than my tongue could provide.

I placed one last, smacking kiss on her asshole. I pulled back and saw her sphincter open and close as if it were winking at me. Her rear opening was wet and ready for bigger and better things.

With that, I twisted my hand, turning the fingers I had nestled in Ellie’s pussy.

She bucked her hips and groaned. I knew she wouldn’t tolerate being empty for long.

Quickly, I plunged a thumb into her rear and pressed against the delicate barrier that separates her asshole and pussy. Through that veil of flesh, I could feel my fingers wiggling in her snatch. That gave me an idea. I pinched my thumb and forefinger together. Just a thin wall separated them. Ellie emitted a desperate howl and a string of swear words mixed with praise.

Her reaction emboldened me.

Eager to hear more dirty words of affirmation, I rubbed my finger and thumb together in a “pay me” gesture.

Within seconds, a series of short, sexed-up yelps tumbled from her lips, precipitating another primal howl.

“You like that, don’t you?” I whispered.

It was a question for which I didn’t expect a response — not verbally, at least. I knew my answer would be delivered exclusively by Ellie’s body language, a dialect in which I hoped to become fluent. I allowed her ecstatic sounds and sensual movements to be my guides.

At the same time, my own body began to cry out for attention. My balls were aching, and my cock felt hard enough to break rocks.

“Are you ready for my dick?” I asked.

She tossed her head back and hollered, “Yes, give it to me!”

I eased my fingers from her pussy and my thumb from her asshole. I took care to go extra slow when my thumb’s knuckle was about to breach her border. Her low, sultry moan made my balls tingle.

Finally, it was time for my penis to pierce Ellie’s rear.

Her asshole was gaping ever so slightly from my thumb. The lewd sight inspired me to hurry up and drive my dick inside.

I grabbed the bottle of lube that Ellie had set nearby and squirted a generous portion onto my palm. I closed my fist around my dick and gave it a good stroke to coat it with the slick liquid. The slippery feeling of my own fingers gliding over my shaft delivered a welcome jolt, and suddenly I was raring to go!

I pumped my cock a few more times, making sure the crown was extra oiled to allow for easy entry.

My cock was shiny with lubricant. It was time.

I circled the perimeter of her asshole with the dome-shaped head of my dick, then I drove it in deep. Her back passage was so incredibly snug, and it delivered an exceptional amount of satisfying friction. Her muscles were cinched tight around my rod and had me ready to blast off in mere minutes. The physical sensations — combined with the mental thrill of achieving my much longed for goal — made me wild with lust.

I groaned, babbled and howled. I felt as if I was mere seconds away from obtaining the ultimate climactic reward of all my ass-loving fantasies.

As I pounded Ellie’s tush, she rubbed her clit and finger-fucked herself frantically.

The pulsating tension that radiated from Ellie’s pussy and ass as she came helped push me toward completion. I shot my seed into her spasming asshole, releasing every last drop of my jizz. All the while, I wondered when I’d get the chance to do it all over again — and knew it would be even better the second time around.