It was about three in the morning when I was awakened from a sound sleep by the buzzing of my cell phone.

I tried to ignore it, but it kept buzzing and wouldn’t stop, so finally I answered the damn thing.

“Listen, man,” Seth interrupted urgently. “I need to use your apartment for about an hour or so, okay?”

“Are you crazy? What the hell for?” I demanded.

He lowered his voice and said in a half whisper, “Look, I met this chick at a bar, okay? And man, she’s ready, but she’s married and we have nowhere to go, since Lois is home.” Lois is Seth’s wife. “Listen, man, this chick is a knockout. Her husband is some big businessman or something, but she’s out for some fun. So how about it, man, can we use your place?”

“Are you serious?” I asked him.

“Yes, damn it!” he replied. Then, when I still hesitated, he went on, “Hey listen, I’m not kidding, this lady is so hot she might even take you on too, okay? So what do you say, we can be there in 20 minutes.”

Well, what the hell, I was awake by then anyway, right?

Seth must have hurried, because it was only 15 minutes later when there was a knock on my door. When I opened it, there was Seth, along with a woman in her mid-30s who he introduced as Iris. She had shoulder-length ash blonde hair, pretty brown eyes, nice tits and a sexy round ass. She was maybe a little plump, but not too much; her body was attractively curvy, even voluptuous, and the short black dress she was wearing greatly accentuated her shape.

Seth pulled a bottle of vodka out of a bag he was carrying, and asked me to get some glasses, so I did.

Iris was already pretty high, and after another drink or two she was really blitzed. I turned on the stereo and this lady started dancing in rhythm to the music. She didn’t hold anything back either, and I was getting a hard-on just watching her.

At one point Seth pulled out a joint and lit up. Iris moved over to him and took a drag, and they both started giggling. It was then that Seth decided it was time to head to my bedroom. He stood up and took her hand, and they stumbled out of the room and down the hallway, giggling all the way. I followed them, and neither of them made any objection to my presence as I stood in the bedroom doorway and watched.

They made it to the bed and flopped down on it. Seth immediately slid his hand up Iris’s thigh, pushing her dress up and getting a good feel of her ass. I could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties under her tan pantyhose, and my cock twitched. She climbed over on top of him, his hands still under her skirt, and ground her hips down on him as he tugged at her hose, pulling them down over her ass so he could dig a finger into her wet cunt. Iris moaned as she felt his finger penetrate her.

Seth went for her tits next. He yanked the top of her dress down, and when her ample boobs fell out, he began feasting on them and fingering her cunt. She moaned more and more loudly, and when he withdrew his finger from her pussy she took it in her mouth and sucked her juices from it. A moment later he again slid it into her cunt, this time adding a second finger, and then a third, as Iris bucked wildly, crying out with pleasure.

Finally Seth threw her back on the bed and crawled between her legs, lowering his head to her crotch as he began to lick and suck her meaty cunt. Iris wiggled and moaned and squalled, bucking so hard that she seemed to be trying to get away, though obviously she wasn’t. And then she came with a wail, squirting her juices onto his face.

When she recovered her breath, Iris pulled at his body, saying, “Come here and kiss me.” Which he did. They exchanged a long, wet, passionate kiss, after which Iris opened his pants and pulled out his hard cock. She stroked it for a moment, then took it in her mouth and sucked it briefly. Seth then straddled her body and rubbed his dick between her tits for a few moments before putting it back in her mouth. He let her suck him for a few more minutes, then got off her and turned her over onto her front. He then pulled off her pantyhose completely, and pushed his pants and shorts further down his legs before getting into position and shoving his cock into her pussy from behind.

Iris cried out with what sounded like joy as he began to fuck her hard and fast. I pulled out my own cock and stood with it in my hand as I watched, anticipating how it would feel to be inside her when it was my turn.

Seth smacked her beautiful ass as he fucked her faster yet, and she cried out for him to do it again. When he did she came convulsively, screaming, and she came a second time as he kept up his merciless pace, until he groaned and fired his come deep into her pussy.

After a minute Seth rolled off her and lay on his back, panting. Iris, also breathing hard, stayed as she was, face down, her ass in the air, with his come running from her pussy onto my bed.

I went over to her, still holding my dick, and with my free hand I poked a finger into her still twitching cunt, getting it wet with Seth’s juices. Using them for lubrication, I then poked that finger into her rectum. She jumped and made a surprised sound, but she didn’t protest, so I went for it. I got up over her and worked the head of my cock into her warm, tight ass. She moaned and groaned into my pillow, her writhing ass making penetration more difficult, but I managed to get it in and start fucking her sexy round backside.

Iris was soon pushing back at me and yelling for me to go deeper. By the time I was ready to come she was in a screaming frenzy, so I just let go and shot everything I had into that writhing, humping ass.

When I pulled out of her I gave her behind a friendly slap as I watched my come running out of her now dilated hole. Then I went to the bathroom to clean up.

When I got back, Iris was still in the same position, but Seth was dressed. “Hey man, I got to go,” he told me. “Can you take care of her for me?”

“What the fuck?” I asked, but he just shrugged and walked out. I didn’t know what to do, but when I looked back at Iris she was smiling placidly.

“Don’t you have to get home to your husband or something?” I asked her.

“Fuck him,” she said. “Do you want me to suck you off?”

Having a crazy friend like Seth can be damned irritating at times, but I have to admit that at other times it definitely has its advantages.