Linda and I were invited to a friend’s Halloween party, and costumes were mandatory, so we’d gone shopping to find something.

We normally weren’t costume people, but Linda insisted we dress up this year, and I wasn’t going to tell her no. She found a sultan costume for me, and a sexy genie costume for herself, and we were ready to go.

I tried my costume on for the first time the night of the party, and I felt a little silly when I looked at myself in the mirror. I was about to complain — until Linda walked in wearing her genie outfit. She looked hot! The pants, which were fairly sheer to begin with, had slits that went from ankle to waist, showing off her long, toned legs, and her top was a sequined bra that somehow made her D-cup breasts look even bigger. In fact, the only part of... Read More