It was a very simple profile. The screen name was WeLike2Watch, and the photo was the torso of a man in a dark blue suit with a maroon tie. No face.

No name listed on the profile beyond WL2W. The “About Me” section read:

“Polite gentleman, dresses neatly, well off, with close friends of same caliber who are all interested in the same thing. We don’t touch. We just look. Interested? Message me.”

Online dating hadn’t been treating me too well. I’d met a guy whose wife had been legit crazy, according to him. He came on strong and then — poof! — ghosted off into the ether never to be heard from again. The next guy had been a commitment-phobe who’d also, you guessed it, been married to a “crazy woman.” Poor thing. I’d never known... Read More