She said she wanted to see the new erotic art the gallery was featuring, but she preferred a private showing. I was only too happy to oblige.

Owning your own art gallery is a pretty risky business. The art world is fickle and so are the buyers, but when you have a hot show on your hands, it makes it all worthwhile. My current exhibit of erotic art was a real pick-me-up for my flagging sales, and it was pretty easy on the eyes all day long too. Let me tell you, when you’re looking at naked women — some of them even tied up in very imaginative positions — you keep a hard-on all day long.

This one day the gallery was empty and I sat behind my desk where no one could see me rubbing my rock-hard dick through my pants and daydreaming about the luscious babes that hung on the wall coming to life. The... Read More