Someone walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower, and I froze. I thought I’d locked the bathroom door, but apparently not

“Um — hello?” I said from behind the nearly opaque curtain.

I poked my head out and stared at the intruder, who was tall and burly — and wore a service uniform, along with a look of surprise.

“Jesus. Sorry! I didn’t know — I mean, I didn’t realize,” he stammered, still standing in the doorway.

I tried to put on my boss face despite my wetness and nudity.

“Can I help you?”

I realized his hand was on his fly, so it seemed he’d been looking for a place to pee and unwittingly opened the door before hearing the shower.

I’d spent the morning crawling around on the... Read More