A DJ makes sweet music with a horny wedding guest.

Having once been a radio disc jockey, my second career as wedding DJ comes naturally to me. What doesn’t come naturally, however, is resisting the advances of intoxicated bridesmaids just itching to get out of those frilly dresses. But I figured out three years ago when I first started this job that alcohol, bridesmaids and sex made for an awkward combination come morning. After that, um, learning experience, I’ve avoided that grouping at all costs.

I should have known better from the start. The bridesmaids are by definition close in their relationships with the bride, and friends talk. The last thing I want professionally is a reputation as “great with the music as long as you don’t mind your friends defiled afterward.” Now... Read More