If there was ever any doubt about how much a guy loves getting his knob shined, let me make clear, here and now: Ladies, we love it! Let me tell you a story.

I work in a law firm. Recently I noticed that a lady who came into our office for legal advice had big red “blowjob lips,” the kind that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She was fucking beautiful. My boss was out that day, so eventually she confided in me about the problems she was having with her husband which made her want a divorce. I gave her my card and told her to call anytime that she needed someone to talk to.

The very next evening she called me from a motel, after an argument with her husband. I got to the motel as quickly as I could and found her watching a porn flick with a lot of oral sex going on. I had a hard time staying cool. I could just... Read More