I didn’t realize until recently that going to a wedding without a date could be AWESOME.

I love weddings. I love wedding food. I love red-faced skanky bridesmaids. I love the sexy, chunky singer in wedding bands. There is so much sexual tension in the air, whether it’s from the unmarried aunts to the dirty, drunken toasts about the wedding night, to the fact that every couple there has a hotel room and left the kids with the grandparents. I think it’s the general combination of vacation and alcohol and an ancient mating ritual that gets everyone horny. Plus, even though more marriages end in divorce than in “‘til death do us part,” well, weddings are just about love and potential.

That is, unless you’re shy, like me, and dateless. Then it’s just frustrating. Or so I... Read More