Three months ago my wife and I separated, and we are now in the midst of a divorce.

I was feeling a little sorry for myself last Sunday afternoon when a close friend of mine, Stan, called and asked me to join him and his longtime girlfriend, Candace, for a drive and dinner at a park in a neighboring state. Eager to get out of the lonesome house, I quickly agreed and we were on our way.

During the course of the afternoon Stan and Candace made several jokes regarding my lack of a sex life over the past three months, and the abundance of their own sexual activity. In my current state of deprivation all the talk of sex soon found me with an erection pressing against my trousers. But as has been the case of late, that fellow down there was all dressed up with nowhere to go.

The three of us enjoyed a nice... Read More