A semester break at school is filled with an orgy of fun — far more exciting than any standard vacation this crafty coed could dream of.

Spring break: the time of year college students travel to tropical locales and engage in all sorts of debauchery. I’m talking late-night beach parties, fishbowls full of piña coladas and hooking up with hot guys you never have to see again. At least, that’s how I’d hoped to spend my spring break this year, but I’d waited too long to make plans and couldn’t get the time off from my job. So, as my sorority sisters boarded planes headed to paradise, I was stuck on my cold Midwestern campus with all the nerds who saw a week’s break as an opportunity to get a jump on their studies.

With my friends gone, I quickly grew bored and, I have to admit, a little horny. My... Read More