Never had I imagined that I would find myself perched pantyless on the edge of the porcelain sink in a bathroom in my office building — being fucked, to boot.

But a bet’s a bet.

Let me backtrack for a moment. I was at a bar with my friends, and we were playing a drinking game. At some point, the betting took a turn for the outrageous. One of my friends said he would strip naked and play the piano with his dick if he lost. (He won.) Another said she would offer the bartender “Sex on the Beach” — in real life. (She lost. And won.) Then there was me. I’d been wordlessly flirting with the gorgeous window washer at my office building for months. He was as hot as fuck, and I couldn’t get him out of my mind. So I said that. I said I’d do the window washer. Then I failed to... Read More