Finding the right girl in Los Angeles is tough.

I make a point of not dating anyone at work, so that's out; I won't date anyone who lives at my apartment complex for obvious reasons; and I'm kind of over the whole online thing because most of the girls I meet are just looking for a free dinner. So I was over the moon when I found Paulina.

I met her at a Lakers game, and we hit it off immediately. It was one of Kobe's last home games, so the crowd was boisterous even though the team was falling apart. The beer was flowing, and apparently Paulina had a thing for my signature brand of heckling and shit-talking. Yep, I pay good money to be an obnoxious fuck at sporting events. We exchanged numbers and made a plan to meet up.

That Sunday, she met me at my place. It was hot in the Valley, and Paulina was dressed... Read More