It all started one evening when I decided to tell my wife of a dream I had the night before, involving her and her best friend.

As the dream goes, I am working on putting together a bed while wearing a loose-fitting pair of shorts. My wife and her friend Dee are watching me. While working on this bed, I squat down, and my balls fall free from my shorts (I have a habit of not wearing any underwear). My wife makes a comment about how my balls are “exposed” and adds that she likes the view. Dee, having also caught sight of my balls, comments that she likes them, too!

I — always being sort of a wiseass — hearing their feelings about my balls, look up and tell them, “If you both like them so much, why don’t you come over here and suck ’em?”

Boy, was I... Read More