I received the proverbial brown envelope in the mail. In that envelope lay the long-awaited video from my wife.

I popped the video into the VCR and pushed the play button. After the initial snow on the screen, Nina appeared, lathering herself up in the tub. She proceeded to clean herself up, and a few minutes later emerged from the tub and started to dry herself off. After a few minutes, I started to yawn and figured that if the rest of the video was going to be like this, I might as well stop now. To say the least, I’m glad I didn’t reach for the button.

The next sequence had Nina performing a striptease for the camera. She came out wearing a black leather jacket and matching skirt, with high heels. The music started, and she began to bump and grind for the camera. She peeled off her jacket to... Read More