I’m 33 years old and my hubby Robby is 36. He travels sometimes for work and I often stay home alone, lonely, bored and wanting something to do.

Once, my neighbor Margaret and her husband Bryan were going out, and she asked me to baby-sit. I was glad to help and went over at 7 p.m. I had their kids in bed by nine and then I watched TV until Margaret and Bryan got home.

They came back at about one in the morning, and I was surprised to see that Bryan was carrying Margaret into the house. She was very drunk and her speech was slurred, so I helped Bryan get her upstairs and into bed.

As we set her onto the bed, she said, “Nope, no pussy for you tonight, baby. I can’t even get my legs apart.”

I just smiled at Bryan and he laughed a little, too. Then Margaret said something else before finally passing out. She said,... Read More