My lovely 25-year-old wife, Leena, is a fitness and swimwear model. She is five foot seven and 120 pounds of firm goddess.

Her shoulder-length dark-brown hair, Penthouse Pet-like body, and baby blues will make any man — or woman — beckon for her. A few months ago, we were in need of a romantic week-long getaway. Leena made the arrangements, so I really had no idea what I was about to experience. Rosemary, her old college roommate, owns a condo in Malibu, and she just happened to be out of town for the week — so I was told.

Before I knew it, our plane landed and Leena and I were driving our rental car down the coastal highway, heading for a romantic week of sun, fun, and sex. When we got to Rosemary’s place, I took the luggage in and unpacked while Leena went out to run errands.