Sounds like a dream come true.

BEER! For many men, this word is right up there in the Top Five things they want to hear throughout the day — and probably the only one that doesn’t involve their pecker.

One glass and you’re already smarter, better looking, and more athletic. Two to three, your skill in bar games like pool and darts dramatically increases, and you also now know how to dance. Six glasses — you’re in deep now — luckily, beer miraculously bestows upon you the wisdom of a philosopher, you are easily the most interesting person in the room. Ten-plus glasses — isn’t it about time you messaged your ex? Twenty — the Dalai Barman has anointed you the Second Coming of Drunken Jesus — in your holy benevolence, you expunge all evil from your body; the... Read More