One comedian’s arguments against what we were taught to believe.

Happy New Year, everybody. Hope it’s a good one for you. It probably won’t be. Actually, it almost certainly won’t be. Look, it won’t be. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but with the way things are going, each of us is likely to be trolled by the president on Twitter, somehow connected to a sex scandal, and sustaining ourselves on recycled urine, all by early March. 

But here’s the good news: You can use your New Year’s resolution as a distraction from the horror of life. You can set your sights on bettering yourself, in that one seemingly minuscule way, as a means of focusing on a small positive instead of the gargantuan negative.

I know, I know. Most of us are lousy at keeping those optimistic... Read More