I was in a dry spell.

Between beaus, between jobs, between a rock and a hard cock. No, I mean place. I needed a hard cock. It had been far too long.

My friend Joan invited me to her office because she was hoping to set me up with a coworker named Bruce. We met, shook hands and sized each other up. Bruce, like me, was fresh out of college. He looked fresh out of everything, actually, a little too crisp in his recently purchased suit. His tie had a shine to it. Everything about him, in fact, seemed to be mint condition. I felt no sparks, and I did my best to small-talk my way out of the situation. I didn’t want to get coffee or see a band play. I wanted to escape.

Joan, unfortunately, was not picking up on my desperate clues. The workday was done, so she suggested a tour of her office. Bruce and I... Read More