Oct. 22 , 2017 by Steve Faber
I’m in a horrifyingly boring relationship with a guy that’s going nowhere. How do I get out of it with the least amount of em
Oct. 18 , 2017 by Michael Hingston
The theater is a great place to make a point. Take, for instance, this past June, when members of the alt-right rushed the stage at New Y
Oct. 15 , 2017 by Jenny Norbak
I’ll never forget my first time. It was phenomenal. Not my first time having sex with a guy — because let’s be hones
Oct. 11 , 2017 by Dave Carnie
Warrior Pups By Jeff Kamen Lyon’s Press I don’t wish to impair anyone’s enjoyment of naked ladies with stories ab
Oct. 08 , 2017 by Chris Nieratko
1 — Forced Orgasm Belt & Thunderstick Super Charged Kit $125 This is the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys the classic My-Wif
Oct. 04 , 2017 by Penthouse Writer
A BBC Watchdog investigation blew the tits off most iced-coffee fanatics by revealing that experts found feces in the ice of three of the
Oct. 02 , 2017 by Jason G., Maplewood, New Jersey
In the nineties, I was very into the downtown band scene in New York City. It was a wild time, and I spent my nights at shows, lusting
Oct. 01 , 2017 by Leah McSweeney
“Go on Tinder and have a one-night stand with a hot guy with a big dick.” Bad Bitch In Training How does one get over sh
Sep. 27 , 2017 by Mish Barber-Way
I‘ve smuggled drugs twice. I’m not proud of it. The first time was by accident (see our April issue), but the second was t
Sep. 24 , 2017 by Matt Gallagher
A Simple Question With A Not-So-Simple Answer “So, umm. Why’d you join?” It’s a question at the heart of mili
Sep. 20 , 2017 by Raphie Aronowitz
I’ve grown to realize that just about every experience in this world is subject to interpretation — there is no good, there i
Sep. 17 , 2017 by Jenny Nordbak
“Scarlett, your client is here.” I rose from the couch in the dressing room and glanced in the mirror on my way out the doo
Sep. 13 , 2017 by Alan Dershowitz
The New York Post recently ran the following headline: “‘Stealthing’ is the newest dangerous sex trend.” I had
Sep. 10 , 2017 by Chris Nieratko
Sex Toys 1 — Tranny Terri Love Doll $300 If you drink the greatest glass of wine you’ve ever tasted only to be told it
Sep. 06 , 2017 by Chris Nieratko
Seventeen Years Later, Tera Patrick Rises Again… Kinda. The mother of legendary burlesque dancer Gypsy Rose Lee once told her, &
Sep. 03 , 2017 by Steve Faber
With this column I’d like to memorialize a phenomenon that has both tickled and tormented me over the course of my life. People
Sep. 01 , 2017 by Leah McSweeney
“It’s more about the effort than the paycheck.” Spanky Dolittle I’ve been engaged for a year now, but ha
Aug. 30 , 2017 by David Carnie
“It seems the trees can count!” writes Peter Wohlleben in this astounding yet utterly boring book about trees. (I’m not
Aug. 16 , 2017 by Jeff Kamen
Seven-term Republican congressman Charlie Dent’s fetish is honor, wrapped in decency and courage. Representing Pennsylvania&rsquo
Aug. 09 , 2017 by Joe Derosa
One Comedian’s Arguments Against What We Were Taught to Believe. Have you shamed anyone lately? I sure haven’t. It’s
Aug. 02 , 2017 by Staff Writer
Back in early May, Stephen Colbert dropped a bomb. No, not an F-bomb, and yes, the word he uttered was not only bleeped for viewers of
